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  • Stay and advance the cause of your motherland – Buhari to Nigerian youths. – Yous say wetin? As your own mama don die, na why you dey enter UK every 2 weeks.
  • Corruption: Judicial process is too slow for my liking – President Buhari. – Make una see who dey talk about slow.
  • Convicted ex-governor, Orji Uzor Kalu, files for bail on health grounds. – Just one week, and you don dey sick, make dem give am agbo drink abeg.
  • Senate summons Rauf Aregbesola over FG’s visa on arrival policy. – We Senators are high, dem see Buhari wey announce visa on arrival, na Aregbesola wey dey manage im life dem see invite.
  • You risk being removed as AGF if you fail to release Sowore – Falana tells Attorney General, Abubakar Malami. – Who wan remove am?
  • Like me, millions of Nigerians believe Buhari will take them to the land of milk and honey – Femi Adesina celebrates President Buhari at 77. Milk and honey kee you dia.
  • How I was scammed by a ‘Yahoo boy’ – Babatunde Fashola opens up. – E pain you as Yahoo boy scam you athink? Na so e dey pain us wen all una wey be politicians scam us too, 1-1.
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